Can't Count On MRT

MRT breakdown again? Don't get upset...Sing!

Can't Count on MRT

(- sung to Count on Me Singapore) We'll have a cockup tomorrow, I am sure, I am sure We'll be stuck somewhere, sibeh sway, sibeh sway You and me, packed like sardines, aircon failing, hard to breathe We cannot believe, YET we can believe There is something along the mrt we didn't pay for Another train breakdown and again feeling sore We were going to show the world what Singapore could be Excuses plenty, excuses plenty... Chorus: 2x WTF MRT, WTF MRT Can't count on you to take me home, MRT First it was Yeo Cheow Tong, singing strong, singing strong Then came Raymond Lim, coughing wrong, coughing wrong Lui Tuck Yew, a Navy stud, saw a bolt, bought a screw Was going to show Singaporeans what Army folks could do End up getting screwed, getting screwed Now there is a new man in Minister Khaw Boon Wan He gave us expensive health care but flats for a song "We're going to build a better mrt, for you and me!" With stats, you see; with stats, you see... Chorus: 2x WTF MRT, WTF MRT Can't count on you to take me home, MRT Fade: Better take Uber or Grab Taxi Kenna jammed no need walk like Burma Rail internees